What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Musk's DOGE workers are now investigating Medicare and Medicaid. They want to eliminate fraud, but can they also be hurting poor Americans and senior citizens' benefits?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

After a few moments he returns.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Is having white skin really that attractive?

Sure no problem officer.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

{RING} {RING}

What kind of person does a narcissist hate?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Yes sir it is.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Can you share a picture of your favorite outfit and explain why you love it?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

If everyone in Russia dropped into holes in the ground only never to return, would that be good for NATO and international peacekeepers? Can we convince Russians to be less diabolical, so they coexist? Does Putin stink like doo doo in the commode?

HELLO

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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